John Michael, Author at Welcome to Funney Puns

The Ultimate Collection of 125+ Compost Puns

September 28, 2025

Let’s be real, composting is pretty grate. But let’s not skip over the best part: the puns! We’ve rot-ten up ...

September 28, 2025

Alright, graduate, stop pomp-and-circumstancing the issue—you’ve grad-uated to the best part of the day: the jokes! 🎓 We know you’re ...

September 26, 2025

Get ready to dive into a pool of laughter! We’ve gathered a massive wave of hilarious lifeguard jokes that are ...

September 25, 2025

Alright, let’s get this straight from the get-go… I tried to write a capybara pun the other day, but I ...

September 25, 2025

So, you’ve got a glorious, fivehead… I mean, forehead that’s just begging for the spotlight? Well, you’ve come to the ...

September 20, 2025

Ever tried to choose a Chinese name and ended up with something that sounds like a delicious snack instead of ...

September 18, 2025

Ever have one of those days where you’re just feeling a bit…stumped? Well, we’re here to turn over a new ...

September 17, 2025

Ever feel like your sense of humor has hit a rocky patch? Well, we’re about to unearth something brilliant! 🔥 ...

September 14, 2025

Ever tried to tell a knife joke but it fell a little… flat? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back! 🔪 ...

September 10, 2025

Get ready to light the fuse of fun! 💥 We’re about to launch into the ab-sooo-lutely brilliant world of firework ...